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About Me

Welcome to vberisford.com, aptly named after me, Vance Berisford. Above are some links to random bits of information about me. Under Pedigree, you'll find a large portion of my known family tree.

BIOGRAPHY

So rather than a long prose bio that would tell you all the big stuff about me but none of the important quirky stuff about me, I decided to just list some random facts about myself. So here they are, in no particular order:

Vance Berisford:

  • has an unfortunate love for the art of airdrumming
  • is a CS major at Georgia Tech
    • will hopefully be graduating in May '04
  • voted for Ralph Nader in 2000
    • Would have voted for Jimmy Carter if he had ran
  • has a blood pressure of 76/103
    • resting pulse rate: 73
  • favorite songs: 'Lukewarm' by New End Original and Jeff Buckley's version of 'Hallelujah'
  • Graduated from North Cobb High School in 1999
    • was good friends with Jill Allred, even though she didn't mention him in her senior year book entry
  • favorite artist: Gustav Klimt
  • once fell asleep while riding a bicycle, which resulted in a 5 day hospital stay.
  • has five nephews, one neice, two sisters, one brother, and two parents
  • has a bony ass
    • also has red hair
  • has a shameful amount of Spongebob paraphanelia
  • has two cats, a fat orange one named Gizmo and a fat black and gray one named Gadget
    • has a not so fat eel named Cupid that he wishes would just freakin die already.
  • wants to get a second degree in International Affairs after graduation
  • is fluent in one human language and 5 computer languages.
    • speaks a few other languages poorly
    • is a cunning linguist
  • favorite book: 'A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man' by the great James Joyce
  • doesn't sleep much
    • plans on sleeping when he's dead
  • favorite drink: Long Island
  • does not really like video games, even though he is a CS major at a school full of video game freaks.
    • has never been to a LAN party
  • is currently employed as a computer programmer at Centerstage, Inc
  • favorite poet: Pablo Neruda
  • does not think he looks like Justin Timberlake at all